Saturday, February 16, 2013

The Function Room by Matt Leyshon: A Review and and Interview

Here's a quick review and my interview with Matt Leyshon. Enjoy! - Rev. Michael Roth 



The Function Room: A Kollection

by Matt Leyshon


The Old Gods demand blood. And Matt Leyshon delivers that sacrifice in his short story collection, The Function Room: A Kollection. This book is a series of loosely connected stories set in the rural town of Leddington. Unfortunately, this town is also home to the Function Room, literally a gruesome esoteric temple space that exerts control over the town and it’s inhabitants. It’s where our nightmares and our waking lives share the same space, where the real becomes surreal and the surreal, real.


Leddington is a place where a man is skinned alive and then saved by crows that imbed their feathers into his flesh. Following up this theme, a flock of birds enter the mouth of a man until his body becomes bloated like a sack of potatoes. Then we have a butcher who murders an elderly patron in a momentary outburst of rage, an act that eventually propels him into a close association with the Function Room. Throw in a few vivisections, blood sacrifices, zombies, a transsexual, and a room comprised of meat and sinew that would make the Cenobites feel at home. This is the world that Leyshon invokes.

Leyshon has a very fluid, readable style that draws the reader into the story and moves the action along. His poetic descriptions evoke a surreality dripping with filth and viscera and push the grotesque to the limits. That said, it does not come off as gratuitous. The vivid descriptions serve the narrative and move the story along.

Personally, I feel the strongest stories are those, which deal with the Function Room directly. This is where the surrealism and the gore are at it’s most intense. He shifts to present tense in some of these stories, which helps to create a sense of immediacy in the action. He also uses the second person “you” for some the pieces. I’m not usually a fan of this perspective, but it works here to connect the reader to the story, which itself can be distancing due to the dream-like nature and the violence. The Spicer stories are also interesting. The writing here is crisp, reminiscent of a hard-boiled style. My only quarrel with the two Spicer stories is that they were too short; I wanted the action to continue and I thought he could have mined the stories for more.

This is an interesting collection. I’m not an aficionado of horror in print, but this book is definitely worth a read. There’s stuff for the gore hounds as well as for gothic fans. For me, Leyshon evokes Clive Barker, H.P. Lovecraft and, oddly enough, Matthew Stokoe’s Cows. And that’s not bad.
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Matt Leyshon was gracious enough to let me throw a few questions at him. Here is our email Q&A.

When did you start writing?
I’ve only quite recently started writing fiction seriously and The Function Room: The Kollection is my first book. These stories are mostly from 2011 which was a very productive period for me when I was writing a new story almost every week. The Function Room story itself however is from 2008 and is one of my first efforts at writing a short story.

What writers, books and/or movies influence your writing?
I’m not consciously influenced by films but I’m very aware of some writers who have inspired me: W. G. Sebald, Cormac McCarthy, William Burroughs, Iain Sinclair, and John Burnside to name just a few. It is because of writers like Stephen King and James Herbert that I write horror, as I enjoyed their books as a child, but they’re not writers I especially admire nowadays. But there are many horror writers that I do like: Thomas Ligotti, Ramsey Campbell, R. B. Russell, and Rosalie Parker for example.

How did this collection of stories come together?
I had number of stories printed in succession in Morpheus Tales magazine and so they proposed the idea of a putting a collection together. Although they had published anthologies before, this was to be their first single author collection. Some of my other favourite stories were tied up contractually to anthologies so a best of was off the cards, but a book of connected stories seemed a good idea. The stories published in Morpheus Tales magazine had all been set in a fictional town called Leddenton so my idea was for a collection of stories that were all set there.

Can you describe the Function Room and explain the idea behind it? 
If ever you’ve felt that something is working against you, or that you are inexplicably moving in a direction that you have no desire to go in like a fallen branch in floodwater, then you have in some way encountered the Function Room, or at least the idea behind it. Whatever plans there are for this world, each and every one originated in the machinations of the Function Room. I like to think that readers will each understand the Function Room in their own way.

What themes tie the stories in The Function Room: A Kollection together?
The theme that I think keeps coming up in these stories is that nature is mysterious. Tied in with this is the idea of time being non-linear. I also suggest often that the usual laws of cause and effect can be illusory and so in every story you will find magic; the will of the Function Room, or nature, being exercised upon the characters and the world around them.

The descriptions of the gore are vivid and intense, and still poetic. What are you trying to do with this? Have you received any pushback or complaints about the content?
The presence of gore is at least partly reactionary to mainstream horror’s current fascination with subtlety, but also because of the impact it had on me as a young reader (reading books by writers like Shaun Hutson), and still can have upon me as an adult reader in works like Reverbstorm by David Britton and John Coulthart, for example. But my work is not always as graphic as the stories in this collection and whilst I’ve had my share of rejections, none have been specifically because of the gore content. In fact Morpheus Tales have often asked me to make things more violent and offensive, not less! The poetry that you mention is perhaps also reactionary and does hopefully feature in all my work; it is something that I find lacking in a lot of contemporary horror which is so often about pared down prose, passive authorial voices, and free indirect narratives which tend towards making the reader do the story telling.

At the end of “The Rape Waved Yellow”, you shift from past tense to present tense. There is a similar shift in “Who Begat Crow Man”, and again in “Sac.” What were you getting at with that shift? 
Although there are obvious problems using the past tense in fiction, I find that the shift to the present very effectively draws the reader into the action. Also it can be disorientating, which is useful in this collection where I’m quite deliberately challenging the reader’s perceptions of time.

You use the second person perspective in several stories, “The Function Room” and “The Butcher’s Progress” among others. You don’t see it used very often in fiction. Why do you use it here?
I use the second person perspective for impact, in a similar way to adopting a shift in sense. It draws the reader into the story. It also challenges me as a writer, the second person perspective is really difficult to do effectively.

You seem to be playing with time and the roles of character. It seems that in Leddington, time is fluid. And the characters either become reprogrammed by the Function Room or are recast in different roles. For instance, Carla is under the knife, so to speak, in “Sac” and she reappears later in “The Blood Promise.” Or we see Maudlin literally filled with live birds in “Who Begat Crow Man” where he is saved by his friend Spine; we encounter them years later in “A Development” where Maudlin plays the gracious host to Spine. Can you go into this a bit more?
The most honest answer to this question will perhaps disappoint; most of the stories weren’t written with the intention of being collected together and so continuity was never considered when I was writing them. But what you say of Leddenton is true; time is fluid there and the characters can be recast – Leddenton is quite obviously not real and so in a sense continuity does not matter, in fact its absence benefits the overall work, making the town even stranger. But from another angle, I think in life we often encounter and re-encounter people cast from the same mould and so in fiction they might as well be the same person, over and over again.

What is your experience publishing through Smashwords, and Lulu, etc? Why did you go that route as opposed to a more traditional one?
I don’t really have any experience of either except to say enough copies haven’t been shifted yet for me to receive a royalty check from the publisher. Personally, as a reader, I’ve bought from neither, though I do shop in the kindle store. I think e-books are great as long they’re priced appropriately. I don’t buy paperbacks at all nowadays, it’s either hardback or e-book.

What else are you working on?
I’m working on a piece inspired by HHhH by Laurent Binet, it’s about a quest to find Arthur Machen and Edward Lucas White.

And for those process nerds, what tools, programs, etc. do you use in your writing? Do you write longhand first or do you dump it straight onto the computer?
At the time that these stories were written I was writing pretty much every evening and into early morning. The stories here aren’t quite as spontaneous as Kerouac’s, but the editing is only light and they were written quickly, as I’ve said. A story now takes me months to finish; partly because I’m writing less, but also because I’m editing more. Every 2 weeks I have at least 1 full day of writing at the computer with the house to myself. Typically I will spend 10 hours typing up the handwritten notes that I’ve made since the last writing day, and bringing everything together. There is an OULIPO program I’ve used a few times for noun swapping, but it wasn’t utilised in The Function Room: The Kollection. There’s a cut-up generator online that I’ve used too, but again, not in the stories collected here.


Sunday, November 11, 2012

Chus Martinez on Frotteurism


Special Guest Blogger: Chus Martinez

On Frotteurism
Frotteurism is an avant garde artistic movement whose works consist of rubbings, usually brass or stone rubbings, but others may involve the artist’s pelvis or chest. These artistic works are exhibited to non-consenting viewers for gratification of the artist’s ego. An artist who practices frotteurism is known as a frotteur, although they have also been referred to as a poseur. The majority of frotteurs are male. The majority of victims are art snobs, although other victims include unsuspecting tourists, unwilling friends (of the artist), casual passersby and art students. This activity is often done in circumstances where the victim cannot easily respond or leave. For instance, Frotteurist shows often occur in public places, such as crowded art galleries or concert halls, although some have been known to occur in parks, train stations or windows overlooking busy streets.

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Thanks Chus for this bit of art history. Who is Chus Martinez? Click to learn more.

Monday, November 05, 2012

Excerpt from Deus Oinof



     You know, Harelip has been mixed blessing at best, ever since I was introduced to him by this guy at the gym who cleaned the men's bathroom and offered hand jobs on the side - naturally, he was known as Clean and Jerk.

    I remember when I first met him. I was sitting in the front seat of my Chevy Impala, tears rolling down my face and a pistol shoved in my mouth. The tape deck had just mangled my cassette of Poison’s Open Up and Say … Ahh  right in the middle of “Every Rose has its Thorn.” Brown ribbon oozed out of the slot amid a sick whirring sound. That summed up my life right there. I was about to pull the trigger but was stopped by a knock on the driver’s side window. Standing there was a guy I had met briefly once before. He motioned to me to roll down the window, which I did.

     “How much can you bench press?” he said.

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This is an excerpt from Deus Oinof, an unpublished collaborative novel by Michael Roth and Jerry Schroeder.  

Friday, November 02, 2012

Part 23 - Stewart Home Nude (Map Without Directions)




I contributed this piece to Stewart's blog, appropriately titled "Part 23." Check out stewarthome.wordpress.com  for more of Stewart Home Nude! You can get in on the action as well! Just type "Stewart Home nude" into a search engine, take a screen shot and pass it along. Easy peasy.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

…and all I got was this T-shirt



I recently won a contest put on by the Sneaky Dragon podcast. Hooray! The hosts, Ian and Dave, challenged their listeners to give them a single topic which they had to stick to for a whole show. And it's a challenge they will never give again.

I suggested the topic of the "clip show" which ended up being chosen for the show.  As it turned out, this episode was dubbed their "most boring show ever." And that was by one of the hosts!

Failure remains an integral part of my art (and life), and I'm proud that I was part of this horror show in some way.



Head over to iTunes or to www.sneakydragon.com to check it out. Sneaky Dragon is hosted by Ian Boothby and David Dedrick. It's a stream of consciousness comic romp through pop culture, comics, literature, TV, movies and tender memories of youth.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Weyward Sisters






Weyward Sisters. 2011, acrylic on acid-free card, 4"x6". Part of the Postcard series.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

M U too!


Stewart Home comes in spurts!

Another interview about Memphis Underground? We all know MU is a fictional book which is itself a work of fiction. Or work of autobiography. (Same difference.) Anyway, I read somewhere on Teh Interweb that this interview is actually a mashup of Hello magazine and The New York Times Book Review with some philosophical bits from AVN thrown in. I don’t believe everything I read, as I only read things I believe. 



Response to Love Comes in Spurts by Mr. Trippy. Post on March 14, 2012.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Cyber Me


That was not “Amy Hastings!” That was me! You see, I’ve been fishing (phishing?) around these old erotic photos of some seniors, a ventriloquist doll and myself for quite a while. No luck, until I realized that the punters weren’t interested in me, at least as an initial point of contact, so I came up with this “Amy” persona and Bob’s your uncle. You were the first to respond to my email and I got so flustered, I just couldn’t type straight.

To answer your questions: 1) No. The photos do not feature anyone under the age of 21 (including the doll). However, there are several over 65. 2) No, the photos do not contain anything illegal.  Ill-advised, perhaps even ill-prepared, maybe.

I apologize for the confusion.




Comment response to Cyber Sex with a Bot Girl by Mr. Trippy. Post march 8, 2012.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Orpah Book Club summer selection


It’s been a few years but Orpah is back with another selection for the ever popular Orpah’s Book Club. Orpah knows everyone will be relieved to have some intellectual direction in their lives again. The new selection is Parasite Vol. 1 Parasite Lost by D.M. Mitchell.

“This is a very interesting biography from Mr. Mitchell. As someone who is active in all media, I am very well acquainted with the blending of fictional narratives (from TV, movies, etc.) with my every day reality. I am not a proponent of consensual reality. I don’t give consent for people to come into my reality; that’s a privilege they need to pay for.” – Orpah

More at the Orpah Book Club. 

Friday, June 22, 2012

This one is a 2-fer


This interview is too long! Very un-Web 2.0. Our attention spans cannot last beyond a few quick lines at best. That said, I appreciate the mentions of Clarence Cooper and Ann Quin (two underrated/forgotten writers) as well as Kung Fu vs. Yoga. Anyway, I thought somebody else wrote Memphis Underground.

Also, my top Cronenberg movies would probably be:
Videodrome
Scanners
Dead Ringers



Comment response to Stewart Home Gives You Better Orgasms! An Interview With Playground and A Dangerous Method. Posted Feb 25 and Feb 23 2012, respectively.


Thursday, June 21, 2012

But I did read it

Summaries are what blogging is all about! The replacement of content with something empty that resembles content. Toot toot! Number one is a good place to start and certainly true; I see things after a good cuppa. However, my personal favorite is number 8 as I've been uncreative for years!




Comment response to "You Didn’t Read It Here" by Mr. Trippy. Posted Feb 18.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Instant

This instant blog approach is breaking the way for Web 3.0 - No content at all!




Comment response to "Instant Blogs" by Mr.Trippy. Posted Feb 5, 2012.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Never too late to comment


Due to a busy schedule, I’ve been behind reading some of my favorite blogs. As I was catching up on Stewart Home’s blog, I noticed that the comment section had been closed, so I could not leave my usual stupid, meaningless message on the board. I decided that I would write the comments here on the blog instead. Here we go.


My favorite is Jacques Rigault, although I am disappointed that he did not make the list. This is tempered with the inclusion of Arthur Craven, every hipster’s favorite “suicide.”  Also, I am glad to see that Ann Quin made the list. You do not see many women making it onto top ten lists and her inclusion is truly admirable.  


(comment on Mr. Trippy's post 10 Greatest Anti-Art Suicides (Before Mike Kelly), from Feb 2, 2012.

Friday, January 06, 2012

Introduction for Parasite


Parasite by DM Mitchell
(2011: Paraphilia Books, 9781453819302)

Parasite began as a series of increasingly wonderful and bizarre blog postings on MySpace several years ago. Later, the project evolved into book form. So, what is the story about? Well, it begins with a simple visit to the doctor’s office. From there, the book details either a dream, or a descent into madness, or a regular day (week? year?) in the life of an average bloke. You decide. After the book came together, David asked me to write the introduction. I was honored to do so, although I had reservations. I thought that there were others who were much better qualified than I was for this project. Dave thought otherwise, and the rest is history. Thanks Dave!

For ordering information, check out the Paraphilia Books website - www.paraphiliamagazine.com.


Introduction

My Demon Brother and I have a little game. The goal is to see who can be the first to induce a psychotic break in the other. The first foray in this game was a performance of Abremelin’s ceremonial invocations over a 19-day period in a room lined with mirrors. In the end, there was no clear winner. So we continued, pushing ourselves further. And while this game has given our lives meaning, it’s not all shits and giggles. I have come close to having my identity dissolve into the black fog. Also, now when I look into any mirror, I see a large black beetle staring back. As a former hooligan, I am used to street violence and intimidation. I’m not easily shaken. But there were times my Demon Brother pushed me to the brink. Fortunately, each time I was able to claw my way back to the comfort of consensual reality.



You can check out the full intro at the Index.

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Our Art, Our Streets, Piss Off


Terry “The Major” Hawkins and Jack “Pez” Walker

Public meeting/Debate
at the England Fish and Chip Club, 201 Hackney Way Vancouver

Our Art, Our Streets, Piss Off
Avant-garde art organizations and their supporters clubs

For the first time in a decade, two former members of the notorious ultra-violent firms the Dumb Fucks and the Dunbar Goon Squad face off, but this time on the stage, not the street. Jack “Pez” Walker (Dunbar Goon Squad) and Terry “The Major” Hawkins (the Dumb Fucks) will debate postmodern theory, magick and street violence.

Reg “The Professor” Johnson will kick off the evening with a short history of the firms, and explain how they were modelled on English football supporters club. He will also outline the role of these firms, through their violent support of their art organizations, in bringing avant-garde art to the streets.

Audience warning: There will be violence! Come prepared!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

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Choose, and what you choose shall be yours.


A rif on D.A.F.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

DBCCPG Instructional Graphic



This graphic is from a Psy Ontology instructional manual put out by the DB Cooper Church of Perpetual Grace (now on hiatus).


From the Opsonic Index archives

Monday, July 05, 2010