Saturday, May 16, 2009

Proposal for a Television Program

The program would be called "So You Didn't Want to Fuck Me?!" and could either be a separate program or an ongoing segment in an established show. The premise is simple - I surprise former crushes (both men and women) at their homes or work. I give them exactly 15 seconds to explain why they did not fuck me. When the timer is up, I blast an air horn in their face and scream "Too late for excuses, motherfucker!" I then spray the area and every one nearby with feces from a hose connected to a septic tank pumper truck. After that, I haul a deteriorating pig or sheep carcass into the room. I drop my pants and fuck the animal carcass screaming "I'd rather fuck this than you any day!" When I finish, I set the carcass on fire. We can use funky music for the soundtrack and also add a laugh track, if necessary.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

WeFunk Radio, dig?

Like to groove to the sweet bass riffs and phat beats of original funk and hip hop? Then get your ass over to


WeFunk Radio is a weekly radio show out of Montreal, Quebec, Canada. The shows combine the best hip hop, funk, R&B and soul, past and present, into two hours of awesome listening. From rare tracks to well-known classics, Professor Groove and DJ Static do an excellent job keeping things hoppin'.

Through the website, you can listen to past shows (roughly 400 as of this writing) and access the continuous radio stream (you can get this through itunes radio as well).

I've been listening to this show for years and have never been disappointed. Don't be a poindexter, shake that thang!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Pulp Find

Last week, I managed to find some pulps by women writers on the remainder tables. They are all reprints from Feminist Press, part of the Femmes Fatales series. The books are:

The Blackbirder by Dorothy Hughes
Bunny Lake is Missing by Evelyn Piper
Laura by Vera Caspary
Women’s Barracks by Tereska Torres

I am not familiar at all with women’s pulp writing, so I am really happy with this find. They look great - lurid covers and good quality production. I will blog more when I read them, so I can spread the word a bit.

If anyone has any other suggestions of women pulp writers that I can explore further, please drop me a line.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Bonging Hell's Belly

This performance by The Emetics (Kedrick james and Doni Scob) is from Fake Jazz Wednesdays at the Cobalt Hotel in Vancouver, October 17, 2007. They live up to their name with this closing number. Good times!

Check out their website at Discipline of Chaos. There's more fun than you can shake a stick at!

Thursday, May 07, 2009

No Pity

Here's a promo video for Stewart Home's short story collection, No Pity published way back in 1993. It's got skinheads, dolly birds, minor sploshing, shrimping and union jack apparel. What more do you want?!

While you're at it, check out Stewart Home's website at It's packed with groovy articles on art, writing, politics and more. Come on, you know you want to ...