A New Height of Christmas Cheer

Away in a Manger, Asshole!

I just came across a little celebration of Christmas cheer I recorded in 1998 called Away in a Manger, Asshole! . I wanted to upload it for this holiday season but it is on cassette tape and I do not have the tools or the know-how. I will do a 2009 version, when I have some time …

That's it. Nothing really. Just a little teaser. So Happy Fucking Holidays, I guess.

Another Douchebag Moment

Douchebag moment #2

Making fun of a guy’s dead mother.

I got on a roll with the Yo Momma jokes. As I hit my stride, I remembered that she had died two months previously.

Fuck me, I used to drink a lot, okay?!

Sorcery Tracks Performance by Jerry Schroeder

Are you in my dream or am I in yours?

This brilliant performance/invocation/initiation explores the fragile nature of "reality" and "self" by taking us through the Magickal universe to the abyss. Question : Are you still the same person you were before this experience?

This performance took place at Pointless Hysteria on June 10, 2000 as part of a larger production, Diorama of an Ape. The video presents only highlights of a longer set. 

BTW, I make a small appearance as blond guy on couch. My big break!

Human conditioning -

Routine is a form of metaprogramming.

A Douchebag Moment

Regrets. Man, I have regrets. If I could, I would take back this lapse of judgment into assholism.

Douchebag moment #1

Ridiculing an emotionally disturbed woman in my high school French class ... in front of the class. 

[I though I was a comedian and boy, did I kill.]

DFW 

 Stay Gold

Welcome to my Chinese Democracy. It's been almost three years to the day. Finally, something is happening around here. But not right now. I just need to clean up some things in post. Then ...

Onward, the future.