The 8:13 South Eastern to London was late. While standing on the platform, a man stood beside me and said something to me I did not catch.
"Pardon me?" I said.
"That's your first mistake." He said.
"You spoke to me. That was your first mistake."
"You know, I expect this sort of crazy shit back in Vancouver, not here in the Cotswolds!"
Fortunately, just then, the train rolled in.
My Train ticket