Sunday, April 19, 2009

Bathrooms are ...

"Bathrooms are for fucking, shitting and fighting, in that order."


First line of an abandoned pulp/parody I was writing years ago. Who knows? It may see the light of day yet ...

8 comments:

Mister Trippy said...

You obviously don't piss about in the bog... or, as the next line that should perhaps be: "I don't piss about in the little girl's room."

Rev. Michael Roth said...

Oh, come now. I would NEVER piss about in the girl's room. It's all business after all ...

floda said...

floda says bathrooms are for worshiping dictators in, an act which brackets all other functions

Rev. Michael Roth said...

Hey floda. Didn't you write the piece comparing hemorrhoids ringing an asshole to a Nazi rally? Now that was classic.

floda said...

Ah, shit, I've blown my cover, and a few other spews besides. Well, Rev, it's always, nice to be loved. Gotta go boss around my squeeze tube (the dumb bastard's diet's been too clean lately: very disappointing morning purges, I must say( although the protein shake diarrhea's pretty exciting, not so much as castor oil or citro mag, but OK on the day-to-day level)).

The Old Doctor said...

The Old Doctor has a question for any specialists out there: which is the more morphologically accurate symbol for neo-corporo-fascism, diarrhea, a well-defined solid one, or little hieroglyphic bunny turds? Hey, watch out for that Floda character: the guy's a fuckin jerk.

floda said...

Rev: The Old Doctor is violating online discussion protocol with such hurtful personal comments. I insist that you bar him from the site.

Rev. Michael Roth said...

I'm sorry floda, the protocols are in constant flux and as of these time/space vectors, the old Doctor isn't violating a single one.

Besides, I'm into the Doctor for a lot of green due to the scripts he's been providing. "Yeah, Doc, it must be those old kidney stones acting up again. I just need a little to take the edge off." Works every time.